YETI WINS. YET AGAIN.
YETI WINS. YET AGAIN.
YETI Roadie 60 Wheeled Cooler.
A cooler that can hold 98 beers and 68 lbs of ice, there’s nothing like it on the market. With storage room like this, an indestructible design, and the ability to keep things cold for a week, it’s no surprise the Yeti defeats any opponent it faces.
SCRIPTS // YETI VS.
Open on debris and flames everywhere on a deserted island. Rescuers are searching for survivors.
RESCUERS: We found ’em!
Cut to reveal the survivors are doing just fine, sitting around drinking beers from a YETI.
A survivor lifts up the top of the YETI seeing that there are still beers left to be drunk.
SURVIVORS: Um, can you guys come back in a few hours?
VO/SUPER: YETI wins. Yet again.
Open on a destroyed hotel room surrounded by penis paraphernalia and tiaras.
Zoom in on a cell phone buzzing on the coffee table. The call ends, and a notification pops up:
NOTIFICATION: 10 missed calls from Future Hubby.
Pan to see the passed out bride on the couch – penis drawn on her cheek. She slowly falls off and lands with a thud.
Zoom out to show a YETI cooler. The bride crawls over to open it, takes out a cold beer and places it on her forehead.
BRIDE: Omg, still cold!
VO/SUPER: YETI wins. Yet again.
Open on an angry bear in the woods attempting to get into a Yeti.
After scratching, pawing, and growling, the bear is unable to open the cooler.
Moments later, a Bear (LGBTQ) approaches the Yeti, opens it, grabs a beer, and sits down on a nearby chair.
VO: Bear proof, bear approved.
VO/SUPER: Yeti wins. Yet again.
